Emo

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Q: How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Ten, one to change it and 9 to write a song about how much they liked the old one better.

Q: What's the difference between emo grass and normal grass?
A: Emo grass cuts itself.

Q: How do you get an emo kid out of a tree?
A: Cut the rope.

Q: How many emo kids does it take to make a microwave burrito?
A: Four: One to write about it on LiveJournal, One to post a MySpace bulletin, One to take a picture of himself in the mirror with the burrito, and One to microwave the burrito.

Q: How do you stop an emo kid from drowning?
A: Give him a tissue.

Q: How do you call an emo kid with cuts on the right hand?
A: A left-handed emo kid.

Q: Will there ever be a grandfather talking nostalgically to his grand-children about his emo youth?
A: No. This would only be possible in the after-life.

Q. If a blonde and an emo kid jump off a building and hit the ground at the same time, who dies first?
A. The blonde, she drowns in the emo kid's tears.

Q: What is the difference between an emo and a trampoline?
A: You take your boots off before jumping on a trampoline.

Q: What do you say when 1,000 emo's are running through town?
A: The cliff is that way.